1. Do not touch the sander with your finger.
2. Do not use the vibrating sander as a sexual toy.
3. Make sure the sander is grounded.
4. When sanding, avoid the false philosophy of Chinese Fortune Cookie.
5. Be sure to engage brain before operation Sander.
6. Read Operator’s Manual. Safety (like sex) is mostly a matter of reading the Manual and pushing the right buttons.
7. Be very careful that you know the difference between the reciprocating and the oscillating types of sander — the reciprocating types reciprocate and the oscillating types oscillate.